As anyone with an email account knows, spam can quickly become a big problem, even for people that have never given their email account to anyone. The technological community has put procedures in place to trap and filter most of your spam before you see it (if you still get spam in your inbox use Thunderbird or Gmail). Still I go through my spam from time to time to make sure that I’m not discarding actual emails, and at such times I am impressed with the humor in random words that are thrown together to bypass spam filters. When I wrote my 25 random things, I included some random email subject lines that I found funny. Tami didn’t quite appreciate it with the same amusement that I did, so she probably won’t respect this post, but hey, this is my blog too. Without further ado, more random email subjects that make me laugh. (To please tami and not take much main space on the front page you’ll have to click on the following link to read them.)
- revered squid
- moronic toothpick
- wrinkled tomato
- loyal maestro
- You’ve received a greeting ecard from a Worshipper! [A worshipper of me?]
- flabby chain saw
- rude light bulb
- error gloom constipate
- rhetorical eggplant
- unstable avocado pit
- nefarious bartender
- sprightly grand piano
- Unquestionably Wilbert Cream is eccentric
The next step is to put these into sentences and work them into my everyday conversations. What a crowd pleaser. “Excuse my flabby chain saw, the revered squid scared it yesterday with the unstable avocado pit”.
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