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Not Wanted

Jake and Danny were recently invited to a birthday party at Chuck E Cheese. The night before the party Danny tactfully explained to me in his best three year old enunciation: Mom, you know how some Mommy’s bring us, then leave, and then they come back later to get kids when it’s over….?

Me: (dumbfounded) Wait, are you saying you don’t want me to come to the party? You just want me to drop you guys off then come back and get you?

Danny: (smiling, looking a little shame faced) Yeah – that’s why it’s a KIDS ONLY party!

And so, it starts. Soon I’ll be instructed to drop them off a block away from school, to please not talk to their friends, and above all else – to avoid any physical contact or affection… 😥 When did my babies get so big?

Right now both boys demand a kiss from me anytime we say goodbye or goodnight. And not just any kiss – first they give me a kiss on the lips, then one on the cheek, and then they blow me a kiss as I leave. I’m wondering how much longer I have till they wise up and realize that actually, Mom is not cool, and is not the love of their lives…

*Sigh* My days are numbered. So much for mama’s boys.


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5 responses to “Not Wanted”

  1. Joanne Avatar

    that’s funny! I can’t remember when Dylan stopped letting me kiss him on the lips but he only allows kisses on the cheek now. However, the birthday party thing and dropping him off stuff hasn’t really happened yet but I’m sure it will.

  2. Jeff Avatar

    It starts at 3?? wow. I don’t think I ever learned that trick. I mean, I went to a concert with my parents just last month.

  3. Eve Avatar

    Oh my gosh, that is hilarious and sad all rolled into one.

  4. ellen Avatar
    ellen

    Tami, i’m already bummed that one day my boy will storm up the stairs and tell me i’m the worst mum in the world… i just try to make sure i take time to appreciate and indulge fully in smiles, cuddles and kisses before i’m no longer cool! that’s my excuse for the complete lack of housework that gets done anyways! ;-D

    (don’t even get me started on how much i already hate the girl that will steal my boy away from me one day!)

  5. Jessica Avatar

    well at least they’re not telling you they hate you, yet. that’s always fun to hear. and unfortunately i’ve been hearing it quite a bit from ethan lately. its his go-to response whenever he’s mad these days. your boys sure are cute, though. 🙂

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