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The Time Has Come

Only my closest friends will understand how truly momentous this is (cue 2001 Space Odyssey music here):

Yes everyone. Finally, I have left the dark ages… and retired my purple flip phone. It had no internet, no keyboard, no games, no GPS, no apps, no nothing. It was just a phone. And I received much mocking on its’ behalf.

So when two of the buttons actually stopped working today and we were reduced to taking the battery in and out and blowing in it like an old nintendo game… I knew the time had come.

And thanks to my husband thinking tomorrow was Mother’s Day, he insisted we go to the Verizon store tonight to pick me out a new iPhone and all the accessories. Thanks for the great gift dear! Even if it is a week early. 🙂

Rest in peace little flip phone. You were good to me. And I’m glad I kept you for so long.

Now. How to work this thing…


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5 responses to “The Time Has Come”

  1. Eve Avatar
    Eve

    WHAAAA? That thing belongs in a museum, broken or not. I seriously semi-worship you for holding onto it for so long. Welcome to the dark side.

  2. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    nice!… On friday i was kinda freaking out cuz i thought it was mothers day this week… but then I realized I had another week.

  3. Jessica Avatar
    Jessica

    that is so funny that he thought today was mother’s day! my cell phone isn’t QUITE as old school as that, but it’s pretty close. hahaha. one of these days i’ll have to upgrade, too.

  4. Brent Avatar

    You can call me boob if you want
    What About Bob

  5. Jana Avatar
    Jana

    Oh sweet, you did get an iPhone! Rad!

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